pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

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redloftwingfeathers:

*seductively takes DS stylus out of mouth like a cigarette* So… i heard you like Pokemon…..

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tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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halftimesharks:

if this post gets 100,000 notes i’ll wear the super bowl shark suit to prom

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revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

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super-who-lockian:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

what dog?

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aeon-fux:

anthrocon1997:

i found these photos of this fursuiter from the 90s and he’s my hero now

how the fuck is he not the face of an ad campaign…chips or soda or cereal or SOMETHING, the world has been deprived 

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